• ObjectivityIncarnate@lemmy.world
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      Ah, the left-wing onejoke. It had been almost 24 hours since I’d seen you.

      EDIT: Pointing out a lack of originality has really made you guys mad, huh? lol

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        The fuck you talking about? We have lots of jokes:

        • Orange man bad (because, and I can’t believe I have to explain this, fascists are bad)

        • Two scoops

        • Mr. 6’3" is somehow shorter than 6’1" Obama

        • Billions and billions and billions and billions and…

        • Tiny hands

        • Accordion hands

        • The only two adjectives are “beautiful” and “perfect”

        • hamberders

        • covfefe

        • Drawer full of “medication”

        • Salutes North Korean generals

        • Lived in a gaudy gold-plated New York penthouse and shat in a gold-plated toilet, but is totally a man of the people and not one of the “elite”

        • Went bankrupt selling steaks to Americans

        • Went bankrupt selling alcohol to Americans

        • Went bankrupt selling gambling to Americans

        • Twice-divorced, thrice-married, slept-with-pornstars-and-paid-them-to-keep-quiet “man of God.”

        • 2 Corinthians

        • The army “rammed the ramparts” and “took over the airports” in 1775

        • “Dumbest goddamn student I ever had.”

        • Won’t wear masks because it would smear his makeup. (Oh wait, there’s that one joke again. Silly me!)

        But I guess you are right about all of that being one joke- that Donald Trump was ever or will ever be fit to be President.

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          Topical? The same joke about someone’s appearance for over 8 years? Are you gonna record yourself doing the Harlem Shake later?

          It’s fair to a room full of people with Alzheimer’s, maybe, lol.

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            Holy shit your comments are a joke lol.

            This guy just makes a lot of long winded posts insulting people. Block and report.

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            As if Trump didn’t do the same. “Pocahontas,” “Sleepy Joe,” etc.

            Projection.

            Go away.

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              You should aspire to more mature rhetorical manner than Donald Trump, lmao.

              You should also learn what projection means. And not to assume everyone who says something you don’t like is a Trump acolyte.

              EDIT: lmao, dogpiled downvotes for suggesting being more mature than Trump. Guess you guys only hate Trump when you aren’t acting just like him.

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            It’s funny because Trump chooses to look orange. He probably spends a bunch of money turning on and maintaining the orange. He somehow truly believes that is his best look.

            I don’t see it ever not being funny.

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              It’s funny because Trump chooses to look orange.

              That doesn’t really make a difference. Hasn’t Trump done and said enough stupid shit that actually merits criticism? Making fun of how someone looks is literally the lowest tier of criticism.

              I don’t see it ever not being funny.

              Yeah, if you guys haven’t grown up by now, I agree you probably never will.

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                I’m in my 40’s and chuckle when I see bullies thrown on their own sword. Review my post history and ridicule me appropriately, no one here gives a fuck.

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                  I’m in my 40’s

                  Age doesn’t dictate maturity.

                  chuckle when I see bullies thrown on their own sword.

                  What a strange definition of “bullying”.

                  Review my post history

                  Nah, that’s the ideologues’ playbook, not mine. Digging for dirt in post histories is a loser move.

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            It’s funny because this chuckle fuck won’t go away. We’d all love to never see skits about him on late night again… so can he please shut the fuck up and go away already?

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            It feels like he has gotten more orange recently. I don’t know if it’s that he’s using a different shade of concealer, is missing more spots so his pale skin shows against the concealer, or the various images I’ve seen have had weird saturation issues, but it’s noticeable. Like a bad spray tan in some images, though I expect some of those may be saturated.

            Given how angry some folks get over certain jokes based on the age of the joke indicates to me that the jokes remain at least somewhat effective in their goal of drawing attention to how ridiculous something is.

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        EDIT: Pointing out a lack of originality has really made you guys mad, huh? lol

        You should stop digging.

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        They’re all original again: we can just append “jail” to every joke we think of