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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago

Meet my new puppy: Ass!

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Meet my new puppy: Ass!

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 months ago
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  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Instructions unclear, ate the puppy.

    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
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      I think we’re supposed to name you now?

      • No_Change_Just_Money@feddit.de
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        I suggest “Rover Cloxworth Van Puppyeater”

  • FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io
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    Taquito

    Fits pretty well if you ask me…

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    Cheese Stick ain’t a terrible name tho

  • owatnext@lemmy.world
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    Wood glue.

    • Hule@lemmy.world
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      As long as it’s non-toxic.

      • owatnext@lemmy.world
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        Mmm. Tacky. Now with a new non-toxic formula.

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    Ibuprofen

  • MagicMerchant@lemm.ee
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    Puppy

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      Hush Puppy.

      That’s not what you ate, that’s what you said when you ate it.

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    My left leg.

    (If somebody could come get me off this desert island that’d be great)

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      Shuffle one letter over to dessert island and you’ll be good for a bit.

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      I don’t know why you went for the left. Plenty of meat left on the right one. We’ll send a team out in a month.

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    Richard!

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      please be referring to dick

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    Banh mi

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      Fuck I want a banh mi

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    Puppy 🗿

  • Baggins [he/him]@lemmy.ca
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    Such a cute ham sandwich 🥹

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    Totino’s Pizza Rolls

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    Ass

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    Cock

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    Brownie

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