Why would we assume you’re not being honest? Pretty sure we’re mostly all here due to hating Spez.

He’s got a pet passport.

I’ll look into this option, thank you!

This sounds to me like an ADHD cycle of failing to know how to prioritize. Focus on your immediate needs and take this step by step. First, find something to eat. Pasta with ketchup if you have to. Now figure out how to do a round of shopping. Just one. Not how to do them the best way forever, just once poorly to get some easy to eat foods in your house. Step by step.

Is anyone else infuriated by the number of ‘I don’t have a vagina BUT’ posts?

Like let me speak for the woman in my life. Let me provide my opinion. I know I wasn’t asked BUT…

Jesus just go die in a hole. Let women speak for themselves.

Good point

Uh kiddie porn for example

I got my first dick pic scanned. Like, bro literally slapped his sausage in a scanner, shut the lid, and sat there while the light scanned up and down. All whilst maintaining a hard on.

My banking app ಠ_ಠ

They say au naur out loud

I was trying to customize shit and accidentally deleted my entire task bar. I couldn’t figure out how I did it so I just installed a different one which needed to boot on startup.

I still have and use one. Will it stop working now?

Tyyy

I was walking through the city at night smoking a (now legal) joint with a friend and talking and suddenly it occurred to me that none of what I was doing was against any rules and that society was literally built by adults and for adults.

Only accepts US phone numbers, so probably not for US citizens living abroad.

Yes

Why the hell is Rhode Island labeled but not Connecticut or Vermont etc? Bizarre choice there.

Separate but equal, right?

X men of Lemmy, what advice do you have for Y men of Lemmy?

Why not allow answers from women and for women? You already know most answers will be from and for men, why specifically exclude the least empowered amongst us? I thought I’d gotten away from that when I left reddit. We can be better.

Tell me you haven’t smoked without telling me you haven’t smoked