If, when you’re born, you don’t choose to be rich, that messes you up forever.

Pronounced Janer, I assume.

The dog gains control of the dog. I understand.

If the shirt isn’t xl, I can’t raise my hands without showing my belly.

Also if the shirt is bigger than L, I’m swimming in it.

What I do for pizzas overloaded with toppings is start in the microwave, finish in the air fryer.

I’m also late to the air fryer game, because I didn’t want to keep making"fried" things… Instead I just kept frying things on the stove…

Eggs can both be literal and an innuendo (I’m sorry, I feel gross saying this)

Wled is great for the ones around all the time, xlights/fpp if you want anything orchestrated. (Warning: it, like most hobbies, is a money sink)

I have a set of outdoor lights that stay outdoors, that are programmable, so they are always seasonal/holiday/birthday related. Indoors we do Halloween, Christmas, Easter, and I’m sure others

Note on the one that I know, Massachusetts was only a change to the minimum wage for tipped workers. (And I’m sad it failed). The restaurant industry spent solid cash on this.

Edit: also in MA was the right for Uber drivers to unionize, and that looked like it passed last I checked.

Insert Shocked pikachu face

That and live. I’m sure just living will annoy some people.

In a linked article at the bottom, about Dems still hoping to take the house, there’s a brain dead quote:

“We swung the pendulum too far to the left,” Rep. Ritchie Torres, D-N.Y.

Is THAT what they are thinking? What in the ever living fuck.

But he’ll have to wait in line, and we all know how that goes

Aquarium today, cards against humanity tomorrow.

So you’re saying prices will go up 99%

I’m hopeful, but not as optimistic as you. Vote, get your friends to vote, and convince your friends to get their friends to vote.

From the article: “Experts have warned against over-interpreting early polling data, as the subsamples of those who say they have already submitted their ballot have larger margins of error.”

Sat on it for too long, now there’s a stain

But a mistress that he’s trying to cover up? That’s plausible.

I have that problem with glasses. 56-17-140 glasses seem to fit well enough right now. But the options are limited.

You have an app? You’re saying I’ve been following them around for no reason?