… Wait. They won’t wear masks when asked to, but will all the rest of the time when asked not to? Wtf kind of logic is that? (I know, the fault is that I’m trying to apply logic, but I found that part of the infuriating scenario kind of funny)

Unfortunately, work requires your PC password to be secure and change it yearly (down from quarterly), so il at least that one needs to be knowable.

No, it’s a flash drive, apples are redder, and round.

I went to buy used drives for an offsite backup and the prices were double what I paid a year ago, so no, now is not the time, unfortunately.

That’s criminal

Dig em up then convert to nature reserves

The muse of programming: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging (sometimes just talking things out inspires)

I just left a big trump in the toilet. I still only needed one flush though, so I need to revisit the food funnel again to make sure I’m getting my needed food.

I was going to say treaty, but aren’t most teas tree teas?

I would expect you’d not want to be in the toilet if European, but to each their own. Just make sure to get out if Eurapoopan

Edit: this joke was funnier in my head

So according to conservative logic this kid is a Grammy winning artist. That’s how gifting prizes works

This is how Totodile was created, wasn’t it?

So the war department is sleepy. Got it.

I think the centrist approach would be to kill people with monocles

I would offer drugs if you’ll take jd with you

Right? If the new president/administrator of Venezuela is still not doing the job, the military should take him out of the job. Please? Bonus points, it’s a 2-for-1 deal

Seized the means of production

A trough would let more people in, and be more inclusive with different pipe setups.

How about just repurpose the site as a waste facility

This is pretty much what I did.