shittydwarf

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Back to our roots!

Dude I got a cheap $40 or $50 one from Amazon years ago that just sprays cold water and it’s glorious. It doesn’t matter which one you get, you just gotta get that water on your butt hole!

Exercise, sunshine for vitamin D and pet some kitties for sure

I heard he was crying, many people are saying it

Switzerland when the 10 millionth citizen has a baby:

If there’s a spell better than fireball I’d like to hear it!

Peanut butter and jealous over here

Any chance you have a tricky food sensitivity? You could try a super minimal diet and slowly add ingredients one by one.

How about we enforce our law against treason here in Canada?

Name someone who has been redacted more times than trump