… I don’t know if I trust Siri to wash my asshole tbh

Listen, I can’t lie…my iPhone X is the best phone I’ve owned. Bought in 2017 and still going strong with promised support until 2026/27. I still have fond memories of “paying” my parents back for it (I was child labour 😀)

Someone correct me if I’m wrong here, but anyone feel like Apple is slowly having an…over-engineering problem?

The Apple Vision Pro, this… the new iPad Pros with FUCKING M4 CHIPS THAT ARE RUNNING IPADOS (???)

Like what is happening in their product development department lately?

Seriously, some of the comments and their phrasing actively gave me flashbacks to my days on stan twitter.

We’re purity testing Mozilla now? What’s up with that…There are no “good” or “bad” guys, this isn’t a morality play. It’s fucking browsers, bro, and to equate Mozilla to Microsoft or Google is insane.

I really liked Paris 🥲 I did go during the end of October though, so that might’ve have been a factor. People still didn’t want to talk to me in French, but they weren’t rude about it.

My favourite place to visit in France was La Rochelle, I feel like I got most of the benefits of visiting Coastal France but without the Marseille/Toulon/Monaco crowds (yes I know, Monaco is not France).

skibidi cap no rizz

our brains are mush fr 😭

Option 4: It’s modern SqEnix, their executives couldn’t profit from selling popcorn at a movie theatre.

Not sure about the divine being thing, but he has been spewing “We need to make more kids to preserve our culture” shit at far right rallies so…

Take that as you will.

Astarion rizzing me up fr

has backshot potential

-actual Discord messages from my heterosexual male cousin that made me feel like my brain was melting out of my ears.

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I didn’t get to play Minthara though because I didn’t know she was a companion and killed her in Act 1…

Oh my gosh, you too? I swear there are so many of us 😭

I’m doing a co-op play through with friends, and one of us accidentally started combat with her and killed her. We didn’t even realise we were missing someone until Act III where there’s a visible empty spot where she clearly should be and we googled the roster of companions.

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Yeah but the tape also covers the shitty microphone next to the camera.

Beat that, circlecuck!!

Bouncer for Android, but for iOS. One of the things I really miss about my Android phone tbh.

No, in regards to Elon, he has always been a weirdo with women, starting with his first wife according to this essay published in 2010.

I really urge people to read it if you haven’t already, there are some great tidbits in there like him saying “I’m the alpha” as they were having their first dance at their wedding (hilarious stuff).

None of the claims in the Verge article are surprising if you ever read Justine Musk’s essay.

I’m back home visiting Canada right now, and seeing this too. Children of immigrants/2nd gen immigrants using the same talking points as fascists about how there’s too many immigrants being let in, or not “the right kind”.

Astounding how they don’t understand the cognitive dissonance of that.

I’m so glad someone mentioned this, no one in my gaming circles even played AW2 and it makes me sad.

I linked you the wrong thing, sorry 🤦 I meant to link a reddit thread discussing employee RSU rates at Nvidia, but now I can’t find it because Google AI has decided that I don’t need to see that anymore.

I’m sure you can find it if you google (again sorry), but there was definitely a lot of mixed bag experiences on it, you’re right. The people who got in by 2015-2016 and got some seniority are making out like bandits now.

Hmm, interesting, are you able to expand on that at all? The people I know who are retiring have been there a decade or so, I’m wondering what newer hires are experiencing.