bowling
Water Polo
With seahorses.
That’s a big seahorse.
Dude, they’re self conscious. Not cool.
Chess without horses is just lacking something
Swords would be a great addition too!
Knights usually.
Diving. I’m still not convinced that this is real: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diving_horse
TIL
It absolutely was. ☹️
It was and it was horrible. Horses have been, and still are, incredibly mistreated and it’s sickening some practices that are still allowed today
:( indeed
Archery
Not quite a horse
Dudes will see this and be like “hell yeah!”
It’s straight out of Hexbear so indeed Hell Yeah
That’s actually a thing in some asian countries.
Cool. That takes a lot of skills at once.
Texas Hold 'Em
Five-card stud suddenly takes on a new meaning.
I am now imagining Greg Raymer in a horse with matching reptile glasses
Basketball
It kind of already exists
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BuzkashiOh, oh, let’s have human basketball played with a goat carcass, we could call it Buzbasket.
There’s this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_basketballWe knew a former basketball donkey named Barbara. She was so very sweet. We would stop to give her a carrot or apple, she was very used to people and very old.
Awww, she sounds darling. I absolutely love donkeys
hobby horsing
Ski jump, obv.
Biathlon. Would love to see a horse fire a rifle.
Damn, look at that thing go! Those bois are galloping, too
Now that I would watch
Skydiving.
Most sports are worse when you add in animal cruelty imo
I’d argue that most equestrian sports would be better with bicycles. Bicycle polo is apparently a thing.
Horses are social animals that enjoy being active. I don’t know where animal cruelty was mentioned here?
This thread is terrible, the obvious answer is surfing.
Curling, ice skating, synchronized swimming. It’d be hard to find a sport that wouldn’t be improved by horses.
Greco-Roman wrestling.
I wanna see a horse get suplexed.
That’s on the shirt I’m wearing right now.
I wanna see a horse DO a suplex
