the bible quotes are kinda weird tho, im just tryna scrub my ass
Dr bronners wouldn’t be Dr bronners without the schizo ramblings all over the bottle, and there truly is no better ass-scrubbing medium
I don’t know what we’re all using Dr. Bronners for and at this point, I’m afraid to ask.
It’s soap. Like, traditional, no frills soap. Vegetable oil reacted with potassium hydroxide. It’s a very effective way to make oils mix with water so as to rinse them off of stuff. So if you just want a substance that removes excess oil from your body, it works.
Basically no other major cosmetic company sells a product like that anymore and if you don’t trust those companies, that’s what Dr. Bronners is for. Just gotta deal with the ranting on the bottles.
That’s exactly what I love about it. Maximalist design, minimalist product.
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ALL ONE LOVE IS ALL! MORAL ABC’S OF DISILLUSION WITH QUESO! GOD IS THE PERIOD AT THE END OF THIS SENTENCE?
dude was crazy, but the soap is great… also it’s good reading for taking a dump when my phone’s dead…
It’s the Time Cube of the bathroom world.
In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth soap. First words said was that only 1 soap could be used on Earth to not change the 1 soap marshmallow.
hardcore time cube vibes here
I think they just ran out of things to put on the bottle
cleanliness is half of religion
God loves
a foolmotherfuckers who are so fresh and so clean clean.“Ain’t nobody dope as He, He just so fresh and clean.”
-The bible probably idklol
Words to live by.
I had never seen this before and took a look. And… wow. Words fail me.
Dude also claims that his Great Dane (that he developed this food for) lived to be like 27 years old or somthing stupid like that. Great Danes live like 5-7 years, typically. Maybe like 10 on the outside if they don’t die of bone cancer first (they get that a lot as a genetic side effect of being bred to be huge). The oldest confirmed dog ever was supposedly 31 years old (https://www.npr.org/2023/10/25/1208478868/bobi-worlds-oldest-dog-dies-portuguese), but these sort of age record-breaking dogs are highly suspect in general because dog life expectancy is pretty consistent by breed.
If less is more then what the hell is that?
Nothing.
Is that the Disney font?
It looks close to the Disney font but not close enough for Disney to sue them.
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Gentle giant is made by the actor who had massive orgies with Adam West, also he played Robin boy wonder on the original Batman TV show.
Do his products come with a guarantee or do you have to just take him at his Ward?
Dude can’t stop telling people that he played Robin. It even says so on the package.
The high point of his life I’m sure, makes sense he’d be hardstuck
To be fair, literally everyone asks “what kind of lunatic made this?!” upon seeing his packaging. The pre-emptive answering of the question seems well warranted…
Friend, who in Hollywood at the time DIDN’T have massive orgies with Adam West?
My parents order that dog food and this picture doesn’t do it justice with how fucking overwhelming the packaging is.
I worked at a pet store that carried it for a bit and just looking in its general direction was a sensory overload
It took me longer than was comfortable to even realize it was dog food!
I thought at first glance it was prepack prepper meals
It would work in a pinch I suppose: “just add water!”
Your username is hilarious
To be fair most dog food is basically corn cereal with meatlike juice, might be decent with milk.
lol yeah my username alone has gotten me banned from some communities, but damned if it isn’t true and they prove it by doing so.
Our boy here standing like how i used to draw people
I’ve read the Dr Bronners bottle so many times while pooping
ALL-ONE!
EXCEPTIONS? ETERNALLY NONE!
Just an FYI, he actually wrote a book. You could buy it from Bronners for $2.00, not sure the cost now.
That’s not it. It’s called “The Moral ABC I & II” by Dr Bronner himself, 98 pages 1997. You might need to email the company and see if they still sell it. Maybe they do an eBook version now.
It’s interesting and crazy wild at the same time.
On a related topic to weird hippie products.
I really hate the changes that Tom’s of Maine has made since they got bought out. They stopped packing their toothpaste in metal tubes and went to plastic, and they separated their deodorant in to “male and female” lines, and it’s been getting hard to find their unscented deodorant. They got bought out a while ago admittedly, but the changes have been coming on faster lately.
Like, the new ownership is trying to make them more competitive with other brands, but I always liked them for what made them different from the other big brands and it drives me up the wall how often such good products get ruined by the companies being bought out.
I have never once heard of a beloved brand bought out that didn’t turn into a quality drop, product abandonment race to the bottom.
insanity soap is all you need:
Always towards the heart!
as a hobbyist graphic designer these packages are… interesting for sure
Outsider art
Don’t talk shit about Bragg ACV they at least used Helvetica!
That means one of them uses a Mac
The overlap between health food store frequent flyers and Mac users is pretty high. I think we’re talking about a particular subset of people mainly from the bay area here who started using a Mac in the Steve Jobs days and haven’t deviated
Liquid Aminos looks like a jar of Luxardos and now I want to whip up an old fashioned at 7am lol
