- cross-posted to:
- politics@lemmy.world
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- politics@lemmy.world
The Treasury Department plans to print President Donald Trump’s signature on every new U.S. paper bill. Treasury announced the idea Thursday.
Everything trump touches turns to shit.
The dollar is toast.
The Pedodollar

+1…Thank you for using the correct flags too.
Epstein dollar
What, with like an auto-pen or something?
Right if he hasn’t signed it himself it can’t be legal tender
He’s a little older than Trump, but I guess aging far better.
Script font off 1001fonts.com
Make him sign them all manually.
Will it be the same signature that was on the Epstein letter. I hate that.
Or will it be the one from his executive orders. I hate that.

God I hate it here.
If it helps, people elsewhere hate it there too.
Money shouldn’t have anyone’s signature. Such ugly vanity should be illegal.
australia’s notes all have tiny signatures of the governor of the reserve bank, and the secretary to the treasury and have for at least as long as i can remember… i don’t think it’s a vanity thing in that case

US also puts the signature of the Secretary of Treasury on it. This was Jacob Lew’s:

US bills already have the signature of the Treasury Secretary
Yeah i was just thinking this,
Other fun facts there’s the poem from a man from snowy River on our 10 dollar note
The signature of the president of the treasury that has always been on the bills had nothing to do with vanity, but with the president of the bank issuing the money guaranteeing the value of the money.
But who is going to trust the value of money guaranteed by Donald Trump?
This whole Iran arc is making me feel like crypto is eventually going to be more legitimate than the US dollar 💀
In a way, some cryptos already are because they’re more regulated in how new coins get created whereas the US can just print more dollars at will
At the rate things are going, it may be cheaper to burn those bills for warmth this coming winter than it will be to pay the electric/gas/oil bills we’re going to experience. Just sayin’.
German hyperinflation might agree with you.

18 U.S.C. § 333 says that’s a crime punishable by fines, 6 months in prison, or both. I’m sure they’ll probably consider that as 1 count for each piece of currency destroyed. Then they’ll tack on more prison time for failure to pay the fines you can’t afford because the government made your money worthless. Combine that with the 13th amendment loophole, and you’ve got yourself a cash cow primed and ready to be milked by the private prisons and staffing agencies of the good ol’ US of A.
Ya know, Fritz Lang’s “Metropolis” was supposed to have taken in 2026…
this is going to devalue the dollar massively
These bills are the first to fuel the fireplace during the Greater Depression.
Make America Great(ly depressed) Again
“Three hundred buys you a sandwich. We have ham or cheese.”
A pedo stamp on every bill. They really want to lose reserve currency status quickly.
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Look, this one has the chimp scribble on it!

Step 1: Collect short phrases capturing the dumbest and most heinous things he’s done, and manufacture rubber stamps with said phrases.
Step 2:?
Step 3: Profit!










