Did you cook that using your camera flash?
Left it out until there was a break in the clouds
Gotta take it in before that UV hits it. What if it accidentally developed some color or flavor?
I was going to say something but this is way better.
Lmao. Cooked 'em with this comment that’s for sure.
I meannnn
Brit here, all the elements are correct but jeez please cook all of that for at least twice as long
Nobody visits England for the food.
Well no, people visit the UK to experience our culture and history.
When they arrive they are often pleasantly surprised that our food is actually quite good.
A proper fried breakfast with quality meats and good sundries beats an american breakfast hands down. Proper back bacon instead of that crispy streaky shit Americans eat, proper sausages instead of those shitty little cat turd “links”, toast made from thick cut bread from a real bakery (or baked on site). God tier.
I challenge anyone to eat a proper shortcrust pastry meat pie made with slow cooked beef in a rich beer/red wine gravy with vegetables and chips and come away thinking it isn’t anything other than delicious (unless they dont like pies…)
As an Australian, English pies make me sad.
As a Kiwi, Australian pies make me sad.
Always blow on the pie. Safer communities together
I’ve never had a Kiwi pie, but I’d like to hope you’ve toured around the regions and based your opinion on country bakery pies or on-point roadhouse pies rather than the standard city servo fair.
Their sausage rolls pale compared to their oceanic descendants too.
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They should be embarrassed by what they call sausage rolls.
they have no idea, haha, they got very offended over there when I told them I was disappointed to find they were so shit compared to NZ ones
I managed to find one good sausage roll at the Southbank market one time (lived there for 8 years and was actively seeking out acceptable sausage rolls and pies the whole time), I blew the mind of the guy selling it by suggesting he should make some with bacon and cheese in the sausage meat.
I’m feeling a bit defensive about UK food in this thread, but it’s undeniably true that our sausage rolls are an absolute embarrassment. Supermarkets predictably are the worst – gristly flavourless meat in anaemic half-baked pastry. Same goes for pasties.
When you say “American breakfast,” we do have that sometimes, but what it actually consists of and the quality (e.g. type of bacon or sausage, how the eggs are cooked) varies widely. Where I live, breakfast tacos are much more common than the stereotypical American breakfast though
I’m not even sure a “stereotypical American breakfast” even exists in 2026.
My go-to is a breakfast sandwich on a toasted bagel
Yeah mine is oatmeal with walnuts, honey, coconut, and a bit of cocoa powder with a scoop of cottage cheese. Classic American breakfast 😂
You can get everything you listed in the US relatively easily
And you can get pretty much any cusine in the world, at Michelin star quality, somewhere in the UK. What’s your point?
I love English food. All of the British Isles do pub food to die for, especially in colder weather.
Sticky toffee pudding is the king of desserts.
I disagree
The best, most fun meal of my life was in England
Micky D’s happy meal?
spotted dick
wow, what an original and well-conceived take
I lived there for 30 years, now live in Germany and by God if I see another Maultasche I will scream.
Mate they’ve obviously boiled this long enough. All the colours gone
Mostly we just want to be sure it’s dead.
Needs mushrooms still I think. Or fried tomatoes, or black pudding if you are feeling fancy.
The shit in a full English breakfast always seemed so random to me… Tomato? The fuck are you talking about?
And fried!?
you’re frying most of the rest, might as well chuck it on
I think the picture is also intentionally heavily de-saturated. It’s food already somewhat bland in colors, but if you further remove colors from the picture it looks even sadder.
I’m not sure any amount of image correction will make those sausages less criminal.
At least it reveals that the bacon looks tasty, though the egg is burnt.
The egg will be powder if it gets any more
I’m convinved that this post is some kind of bait.
Some yank who hasn’t left their state, let alone understand how to apply for a passport
Funny thing to say when the british believe this food looks good
Trust me, we think this looks terrible.
As a Brit, If I got this in a greasy cafe, i would send it back. Fellow Brits will attest how bad it has to be for THAT to happen.
This is an abomination of a fry up.
Shouldn’t you be celebrating how the slaughter of children in schools means you’re free?
Even the bread was boiled to prevent browning.
Man the energy crisis has hit UK hard; they’re only half toasting their toast and parcooking their food.
It looks like they used the egg to protect the rest of the food from the heat.
Maillard would be very upset with the lack of caramalisation and browning on any of this supposedly fried food.
Was coming to say this… This is considered cooked?
Even the toast is underdone
So would Gordon Ramsay
I mean that’s the literal raw ingredients yeah.
You just had to get political didn’t you?
Frog is wearing a Lego hat, part number 4520723 usually used for Lego Indiana Jones sets.
Yes I’m autistic thanks for asking
Cooked with a withering glare.
That looks so undercooked, where’s the tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding and hash browns?
By the look of that egg, it seems to have taken all the heat for itself, leaving the other protiens in the cold.
Did you microwave that 🤢
It’s fucking raw.
I’ve seen more browning from a microwave. This atrocity was intentional
The mere fact there are 3 “sausages” but only one rasher of bacon tells me this person has absolutely no idea what they’re talking about.
The cuisine of England led their people to become the best sailors in the world.
It really isn’t. Please do not
Have you thought of cooking it?
